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The Plot
The farmer dissapeared and left us canines to choose, are you a Wild Wolf, a Forest Fox, or a Domestic Dog? Have you been converted? Choose your destiny, it will depend on your survival.
Brains Change Result « Result #1 on Mar 12, 2009, 12:28am »
Three women are out shopping at an antique shop. They stumble upon an unusual lamp. A voice heard from a genie within the lamp begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.
Now one of the women just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." Suddenly, the woman starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.
The second woman is so amazed she says to the genie : "Triple my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." The woman starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.
The last woman is so enthralled with the changes in her friends, that she says to the genie: "Quintiple my I.Q." The genie looks at her and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider." The woman says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." "Please," says the genie "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the genie said, the woman insisted on having her I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power. So the genie sighed and said: "Done."
Enlarging The Breast « Result #2 on Mar 12, 2009, 12:24am »
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
The husband comes up with a suggestion. ¡°If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.¡±
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. ¡°How long will this take?¡± she asks.
¡°They¡¯ll grow larger over a period of years,¡± he replies.
The wife stops. ¡°Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?¡±
The husband shrugs. ¡°Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?¡±
Class Reunion « Result #3 on Feb 24, 2009, 12:00am »
I was minding my own business a few weeks ago when I got ¡°the call¡± -- that dreaded, shrill ringing of my telephone bearing news just short of a death in the family. It was a former high school classmate asking my assistance in our 20-year class reunion.
Could it be 20 years already? I shuddered. Cold chills went up and down my spine as tiny beads of sweat popped out on my forehead. What had I done with my life the past 20 years? My mother told me I¡¯d have to deal with this some day,wow power leveling but I had laughed it off, just like I laughed off those embarrassing pink plastic curlers she used to wear in her hair. (I picked up a set at a garage sale just last week. Got a great deal on them, too!)
It¡¯s amazing how a brief phone call can totally turn one¡¯s life upside down. Suddenly, I began hearing those 1970s songs (now known as ¡°oldies¡±) in a different arrangement, realizing that Mick Jagger was over 50, ¡°Smoke on the Water¡± never did make any sense at all, and my ¡°Seasons in the Sun¡± had literally faded into oblivion. Had the sun set on me already?
I glanced in the mirror.wow power leveling (Okay, I stared in the damned mirror.) I examined every tiny little crevice and pore, starting with my hairline, down past those patronizing ¡°smile lines¡± to the base of my neck. No double chin yet, I thought.
The next few weeks were pure hell. Each day began with a grueling training program -- a 6:30 a.m. run in a futile attempt to bounce off that unsightly baggage that had somehow accumulated on my thighs overnight. I went shopping for the perfect dress -- you know, the one that would make me look 20 years younger. I found out that they stopped selling them around 1975. Three dresses later, I came to my senses.wow power leveling There was only one logical explanation: I was having a mid-life crisis.
I realized that the funny, crunching noise I heard each night as I climbed the stairs was really my knees. I had seriously considered adding potty training to my resume as one of my greatest accomplishments. Bran flakes had become a part of my daily routine -- and not because they were my favorite cereal.wow gold I held Tupperware parties just so I could count how many friends I had.
Life just hadn¡¯t turned out the way I¡¯d planned. Sure, I was happy. I had a wonderful husband and two great kids in the center of my life. But somehow, working part-time as a secretary and mom hardly fit my definition of someone my classmates had voted as wow gold¡°most likely to succeed.¡± Had I really wasted 20 years?
Just about the time I was ready to throw in the towel and my invitation, my seven-year old tapped me on the shoulder. ¡°I love you, Mom. Give me a kiss.¡±
You know, wow gold I¡¯m actually looking forward to the next 20 years.
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Name: Angel Age: 2yrs Species: Wolf Gender: Female Family: None...she doesn't care for them anymore Personality: She is sweet,nice,loving,careing,freindly,unlike her parents and siblings who she cares less 'bout now Description: She is all black with crimson red eyes...she is long,tall and skinny,she is agil and fleet on her feet. Her right paw as a chinese symbole on it and her rump as well. Home: Forest History: She was born in a pack in the eastern forest. Her parents and siblings abondend her at the age 12months because she was nice and sweet unlike the others. Angel's name was Crinta(Meaning hell)she changed it when she had to leave them. She tought herself to trust no one but yourself.
About 2yrs later she met a few other animals. Wolves,foxes and dogs. She knew that chosing to stay here ment freinds but she thought ok that will need to be.
Roleplaying Sample: Angel walked many many miles as she found a clearing in the forest. Her maw was dry,her aids soaked in sweat from the heat. Her paws bitter heard. She saw a river,she slowly walked down the small hill...she calasped,falling down the hill she landed in the water. Her ribbon[toung] tuched the water lapping it up.
About an hour later she finaly thought how can I survive out here with no pack She then layed down next to the river. Her aids picking up every sound. Her orbs slitly shut as she tried falling asleep.
Angel saw a rabbit in the distance as she got up and crept to the tree near the animal. Angels fangs had saliva running down as she was so hungrey. In one second...other words a blink of an eye the rabbit was dead. Fangs tor into the rabbits fur as she devouward the creature.
It's Just Life « Result #8 on Nov 3, 2006, 11:43am »
It's Just Life
Your stereotypical city dog role-play with a twist - the setting happens to be a town not a city. Therefore, there isn't enough room for the four very different packs to establish their own territories ...
Is our reign finally over? Will bloodshed and darkness soon run rampant, completely trampling all our hopes and dreams of innocence?
The streets of New York are tough to say the least. And as every cliche goes, life on the streets is rough, it isn't easy. As life roles on, as each paw hits the hard cement, and our hearts still beat, the blood still pumps...we go on. Wish for a better life? Get over it. There's no such thing as fairy tales for us. There are no daydreams, there's no easy way out. Street dogs, strays, mutts,whatever you want to call us, we don't get a second chance.
As each day goes by, our colors fade. The blue heavens, the emerald grass and wide leaves...they all turn grey. We are the Tribes of New York, this is our last chance of survival. Even though we are slowly fading into the background, the sickly hue of the stained cement that almost colorless grey...we're still here. The Cityslickers, The Seaways, The Backwoods and The Outlands...we're still here, and we're still fighting.
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Please Read! « Result #10 on Oct 5, 2006, 5:39pm »
Dear Members,
I am so so so sorry that I haven't been active. You see, I have been busy but that's not the half of it. I also lost my password. Lost the link and couldn't remember the name of this site! I was so upset. I promise to hereby be more active or to tell you when I wont be! Please accept my appology! Thanks,
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